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rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;
"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"
by m_4_reall March 12, 2010
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Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.
Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts
by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011
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rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.
"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."
by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018
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Rectal Racquetball

A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.

In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.

In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
“Have you tried rectal racquetball with your girl yet?”

“Nah I’m not tryna bruise my balls.”
by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019
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rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020
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Rectal snowblower

When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.
Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!
by Shooter McGavin 1 March 9, 2022
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square rectangle

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.
ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?
by exxchangee March 13, 2008
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