White-Water Rafting

When someone ejaculates on another's stomach, the person who now has the cum on them stands up and lets it flow down to their
genitals.

Dude, last night Chelsie was lying down and was all horny and shit, so i jacked it on her stomach, and she went white-water rafting, it was so tight.

by Aluv Allcox October 8, 2008

Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

rating for this site

0.0, as in it's better than 0% of sites on the web.

The rating for this site is a low rating.

by fdjkjkdjkdjkdjksdfjsdfjksdfjkjklddfjkljkldfjkls July 1, 2004

mach rating

a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. The ratings range from 0 to 4. The closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.

"give me all ur worldly possesions"
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.

by Staaaaaani June 19, 2004

Corner Rating

A rating of how good a girl looks on a corner. Mostly applies to hookers and prostitutes. It is based on a scale 1-10. In order to be considered "good" the rating must be greater that 6.9

Friend 1: Hey bro look at that chick on the corner
Friend 2: Na bro she wretched her corner rating is only a 5.2.......she probably has the herp.

by @2Chainz November 11, 2012

Ratting

Due to the difficulty in homeless having sexual intercourse, ratting is the process where Street Rats are captured, decapitated and then thrust upon by Male homeless people. The resulting carcass is considered as being 'Ratted'.

"Here Jethro, I just got a big brown one, you want to two's up on a ratting session?"

by meganinja May 21, 2009

razting

The words 'raz'(cool) and 'thing' pushed together to get 'razting'.
Meaning 1: good stuff ,thats cool.
Meaning 2: wow

"This is so cool, look!" "Ah, yeah, that's some razting!"

"Look at the fireworks!" "Razting!"

by dom l July 19, 2007