Requestaphobia

Fear of requests. May be acute due to ones tiredness or karma but in some situations but more often than not can become chronic. Chronic Requestaphobia can be very serious and is not necessarily related to laziness but the fear of receiving any requests either online or in real life. Requestaphobia can cause a mountain of requests in one's inbox and the sufferer would not be able to delete these due to the risk that they might contain something of importance. As the sufferer is unable to delete the requests or ignore them, they can often snowball to greater numbers causing more extreme fears and a more life drained and anxious individual. It particularly applies to social networking sites that offer requests but may apply to life in general as fear of being expected to do anything.

Last week I requested that Bob would add that "monkey in the jungle' application to his profile but he told me he did not receive it. Now I have sent him further requests and he has stopped answering his phone. I do hope he is not suffering from Requestaphobia.

Person A: Would you please go to the post office and post this letter.
Person B: Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by Shake N June 24, 2009

Requese

The most poggers handsome beautiful man ever

Your such a requese

by Requese April 7, 2021

requestable

The property of an object such that it may be requested.

Access to the Whitehouse is not requestable

by crus_russ May 5, 2010

requestfag

An annoying person who often spams requests such as a certain DLC to a video game developer. These requests are often impossible to be granted.

Guy 1: Hey, can I get Metallica DLC for Rocksmith?

Guy 2: Stop being a requestfag, Metallica DLC will never happen.

Guy 1: Hey, can I get Metallica DLC for Rocksmith?

Guy 2: Stop being a requestfag, Metallica DLC will never happen.

by justmichael August 24, 2014

Requestion

To make a request in the form of a question.

She requestioned her husband to do the dishes, but he knew that was just an order.

by Trixey Firecracker February 25, 2018

requestion

when you want something but you don't really know how to ask

"Hey mum, I have a requestion"

by justanotherindi January 13, 2020

Requestion

When you give someone a requirement or request (i.e., tell them what to do) but deliver it in the form of a question, making it seem like they have a choice.

At the end of the meeting Sam's boss said "You'll send that report to me by 5pm today, right?".

When Sam was getting ready to head home Pat said "You better send that file before you go, if you don't you're going to get in big trouble!"

Sam sighed and looked for the report, knowing it wouldn't be read for a week (if ever) but also knew he'd hear about it in his annual review if he ignored another requestion from his manager.

by Saussygal July 2, 2020