Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Stalker Regret mug.When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future
Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
by middleclasswhiteman November 23, 2015
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The male reproductive genitalia, the penis also known as dick, fails to meet expectations thus triggering regret in the other receiving party.
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Mary's one night stand ended with her
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Get the Dick regret mug.When you hate yourself for cutting yourself. Also refers to attempted suicide (failed) by slashing of the wrists.
by Dark Fairy27 August 2, 2006
Get the chrimson regret mug.The feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around Europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.
When Kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. But when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said "well, he's right!" In the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of Kid Regret.
by Katacan February 1, 2014
Get the Kid Regret mug.noun; the sensation felt after one indulges himself into a meal at Applebee's; sensations include dizziness, vomiting, extreme headaches, obesity, and explosive diarrhea.
"yo, shoob, wanna go mini-golfing?"
"nawh man, i can't, i feel sick and am suffering from ab regret.
"nawh man, i can't, i feel sick and am suffering from ab regret.
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