raccoon murder

1. A made up legal term that has no statute because the law sees these creatures as nuisance animals.

2. The completely legal and responsible activity of eliminating trash pandas from your neighborhood or property so as to preserve the cleanliness of the area and rid it of diseased pest.
1. Some turds went on YouTube and accused this guy of raccoon murder. Turns out, there's no such thing.

2. I was tired of half the trash cans being tipped over and the garbage being scattered throughout the neighborhood. So I went on a raccoon murder spree.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
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Water Raccoon

A slur commonly used to degrade people on the popular video game platform ROBLOX, usually in the game Bedwars, created by Easy.gg

The term "water raccoon" originated in ROBLOX Bedwars, a ripoff of Minecraft Bedwars where it was used as a derogatory term towards people who used bows.
That little blocky copy and paste water raccoon bitch bowspammer, I hope they fall into the void!
by jbsparrow9 June 09, 2021
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Rocket Raccoon

Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god
Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry
by CallMeHoney May 06, 2019
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Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022
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Rocket raccoon

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.
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