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bill gates raped my cat

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What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
by Russ Bus November 29, 2007
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sup raped?

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An expression used to taunt an opponent that was just handily defeated. Probably short for something along the lines of "Whats up!? You just got raped!" Originated from the tfc community, an online multiplayer mod for Half-Life.
Player1 kills Player2 in a few seconds taking minimal damage
Player1: sup raped?
Player2: omfg hax
by tedturneriscaptainplanet May 17, 2006
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Seat Raped

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The act of leaving your chair for a second, perhaps to use the bathroom/get a drink, only to have said chair occupied by a seat hunter. Usually on field trips, or at parties.
Rapee: I have to get a drink (stand up and leave) . (Return) What the fuck, you just seat raped me.

Raper: Move your feet lose your seat!

Rapee: Fuck You!
by Kalei June 7, 2007
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Wallet Raped

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When you go to buy something, and then when your about to pay, you realise that its really expensive but its too late to go back. And you have to buy it. You feel ripped off!
When you are buying popcorn from the cinema. When you pay for it you find out its £5.
- "just the popcorn thanks"
= "ok, thats £5.50 then please."
- WTF, rip off"
= u well just got wallet raped man!"
by wozpot March 19, 2009
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Freeway Raped

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When one forces themself into a spot on the freeway where they weren't wanted/didn't fit.
"So i was just driving along and this dumb b**** freeway raped me."
by AnnoyedBeyond... September 25, 2011
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Raped by a Beehive

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"His back had acne soooo bad it looked like it got raped by a beehive!!
Taking your shirt off during Gym............or........at the beach............or.............the first time with THAT girl! OMG, his back looks like it got raped by a beehive!!!!
by CJ5Guy June 20, 2006
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