When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 27, 2007
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dude 1: I score with Nikki last night
dude 2: Dude, that's disgusting! She's your cousin! That's a family ram, man!
dude 1: Nah dude. She's my aunt-in-law's daughter from her first marriage. She ain't blood related.
dude 2: weeerd
dude 2: Dude, that's disgusting! She's your cousin! That's a family ram, man!
dude 1: Nah dude. She's my aunt-in-law's daughter from her first marriage. She ain't blood related.
dude 2: weeerd
by sweetshauna December 20, 2008
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2) verb often used to refer to anal sex, or to start sex with one deep push
3) horny animal
4) the action of being hit by that animal with its head
5) a big dodge
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2) verb often used to refer to anal sex, or to start sex with one deep push
3) horny animal
4) the action of being hit by that animal with its head
5) a big dodge
6)
The RAM of my notebook got broken after the freaking ram rammed me in the country. I was so mad that I rammed susie's ass till she cried as a revenge that night...
by OmarC June 20, 2005
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When I got to ram coach today, it smelled so good I want to worskip his jockstrap.
When coach made me ram him, I became his bitch I even offered him my truck if he'd let me perform oral for him.
When coach made me ram him, I became his bitch I even offered him my truck if he'd let me perform oral for him.
by GrapplerG August 15, 2010
Get the Ram mug.The absolute straightest guy you will ever encounter in your lifetime. He passes the Geoffrion standard of being straight and hooking up with chics.
He talks a big game about liking dudes and not being straight but then he just does something like pay for a CHIC to go to Vegas with him. Real cute right? Kind of like a sweet little lovers getaway? I think so as well...
Did I mention he made out with Tommy mouse in the boom-boom room? How about taking a stripper out for a seafood botana? Oh yeah… He’s done that one too! Let’s see… Make out with multiple chics at various SB2K’s…check. Take a stretch hummer limo to the strip club…check. Seeing a chic at SB2K6 and having to hide his HUGE boner by standing behind a trashcan…check. Giving half naked massages to girls…check. Walk around lake house with his big ol’ wiener hanging out while hitting on 19 year old CHICS…check. Hell, this guy even has an entire facebook album of nothing but pictures of one chic!!! Man, this guy is beginning to sound like the poster boy of straight dudes everywhere!
Sure…the guy can seriously shred some karaoke, and I will not even try to take that away from him. But what good is the most awesome rendition of “End of the Road” when he’s serenading a girl when poor lil’ Toombs is sitting there with no one to sing sweet melodies in his ear? Not cool… This guy would give Bryan Earl Spilner, The Rock, Ron Jeremy, Wilt Chamberlain, and even Arnold a run for their money for being the straightest guy in the world!!!
Did I mention this guy is Mr. Fish Camp? He has a Facebook group devoted to making him even more of a Mr. Fish Camp. That should be enough to solidify him as the straightest of the straight. I’m talking STRAIGHT!!!
And he is a good wiper… I’m talking as clean as they come…
If I were going to have a word association with Tommy to being straight it would be as follows:
Dan Coomb’s slider is to awesome as Tommy is to straight….
Enough said…
He talks a big game about liking dudes and not being straight but then he just does something like pay for a CHIC to go to Vegas with him. Real cute right? Kind of like a sweet little lovers getaway? I think so as well...
Did I mention he made out with Tommy mouse in the boom-boom room? How about taking a stripper out for a seafood botana? Oh yeah… He’s done that one too! Let’s see… Make out with multiple chics at various SB2K’s…check. Take a stretch hummer limo to the strip club…check. Seeing a chic at SB2K6 and having to hide his HUGE boner by standing behind a trashcan…check. Giving half naked massages to girls…check. Walk around lake house with his big ol’ wiener hanging out while hitting on 19 year old CHICS…check. Hell, this guy even has an entire facebook album of nothing but pictures of one chic!!! Man, this guy is beginning to sound like the poster boy of straight dudes everywhere!
Sure…the guy can seriously shred some karaoke, and I will not even try to take that away from him. But what good is the most awesome rendition of “End of the Road” when he’s serenading a girl when poor lil’ Toombs is sitting there with no one to sing sweet melodies in his ear? Not cool… This guy would give Bryan Earl Spilner, The Rock, Ron Jeremy, Wilt Chamberlain, and even Arnold a run for their money for being the straightest guy in the world!!!
Did I mention this guy is Mr. Fish Camp? He has a Facebook group devoted to making him even more of a Mr. Fish Camp. That should be enough to solidify him as the straightest of the straight. I’m talking STRAIGHT!!!
And he is a good wiper… I’m talking as clean as they come…
If I were going to have a word association with Tommy to being straight it would be as follows:
Dan Coomb’s slider is to awesome as Tommy is to straight….
Enough said…
T-ram wrote on Kate Allen's Wall: Dear Kate Allen,
I think I am in love with you.......come to vegas with me dec 30th- jan 4th and lets get married
T-ram wrote on Annie Danchenka's Wall: i was going to profess my love for you but then I was awed with your striking beauty and I started to panic and just copied the first message i saw. wuv you. I bet you look cuter in a bikini than a baby panda playing paw games with a baby polar bear
T-ram wrote on Amy Ducote's wall: Gal you are a Certified Dime Piece. CERTIFIED
T-ram wrote on Kristen Neuman's wall: get back here so i can give you some sweet sweet lovin'
T-ram wrote on Hannah Broussard's wall: I decided that since we probably wont score anymore you owe me a kiss everytime a play doesnt lose yardage
I think I am in love with you.......come to vegas with me dec 30th- jan 4th and lets get married
T-ram wrote on Annie Danchenka's Wall: i was going to profess my love for you but then I was awed with your striking beauty and I started to panic and just copied the first message i saw. wuv you. I bet you look cuter in a bikini than a baby panda playing paw games with a baby polar bear
T-ram wrote on Amy Ducote's wall: Gal you are a Certified Dime Piece. CERTIFIED
T-ram wrote on Kristen Neuman's wall: get back here so i can give you some sweet sweet lovin'
T-ram wrote on Hannah Broussard's wall: I decided that since we probably wont score anymore you owe me a kiss everytime a play doesnt lose yardage
by krunk2007 October 7, 2008
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by DaMan181818 August 30, 2008
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