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New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.
Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.
by Henry56789 January 30, 2008
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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020
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Quarantine depression

when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle
you good bro , no im suffering from Quarantine depression
by tired weeb August 8, 2020
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Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.
Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine
by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021
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Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts
by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020
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Cookie on quarantine

Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"

"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
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Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine
Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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