quarf

a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.

"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."

by ANNE and cookie July 5, 2008

quaffing

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.

Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...

by J*Dub December 28, 2005

Quadfest

A party thrown on the closest weekend to 420, located on the streets of the dirty dirty Radford. Cops are helpless. If you smoke 2 packs a day and way 300lbs you can still out run them. All they can do is arrest the freshman laying in the street half naked and in their own vomit and blood. The weekend were you can only go into stores 10 at time cuase if not they get robbed of everything they own. The time were the street flow with drunk sluts and coked up dudes. Where beer trucks come a couple times a day to keep the drunks stocked. Viva la Quadfest.

"I got roofied on quadfest"
"And?"

by Keezykey April 19, 2007

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Quiffer Sniffer

During some hot sex, the chick might let out a pussy fart. The guy then immediately goes down and sniffs it up.

Ted: "Yo I was fuckin my girl last night when i think she farted out of her pussy. So I smelt down there to see. Yeah she did."

Jay: "Dude...you're a quiffer sniffer...terrible"

by Xander88 October 17, 2008

Quaf

An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.

Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."

by Theocracy September 2, 2010

quoff

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

by elbazimo April 24, 2005