pilonidal cyst

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

by Karma4 July 29, 2021

pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzdeswaq

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Person 1: I pissed myself

Person 2: pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzdeswaq

by iloveeatingchicken November 12, 2022

Tony Palony

Of Italian Descent, Often lurking in Superannution Departments, known to fraud documents by signing on directors behalf.

Me - Who has signed this document it wasn't the director

Bob - Oh it must of been Tony Palony!!

by RAnton87 September 19, 2011

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

pplono

To pplono (1st person) used in situations when you are too bored or dont give a shit about anything while simultaneously lying down or in an extremely comfortable pose.
Other uses : Pplonei (3rd person)

Re pelle pplono tr che sta arxidia an theli na mpw creative o garos(gay solar)

by vlsmgod August 12, 2019