Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.
Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.
"OY, PUKES!"
"OY, PUKES!"
by SteveErwin August 26, 2009
Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.
by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009
A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2006
(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.
Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
When an inexperienced girl (or possibly a guy) is giving a guy a blow job and attempts to deep throat him, causing her (or him) to gag and throw up all over the other persons genitals. The person that got puked on then finishes himself off and smears the ejaculate in the puker's hair.
Based on a true story.
Based on a true story.
by ChrisLLLL October 25, 2006
Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
by Killentime December 29, 2010