Prosti-tuition

When a stripper ho is doing her dirty dancing "just to pay her way through college".

A good excuse for any dancer who is too dumb to get a real job or education, and may or may not have a meth/crack/coke habit.

Man, you ever talk to these hoes at the strip club? Seems like everyone is in there for prosti-tuition!

by moneycashdane May 13, 2011

Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.

George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014

Hows the prostate

A formal way of asking for butt sex or just a simple question.

1 Gay guy :Hows the prostate?
2 Gay guy :its doing well .

by koat(knower of all things ) May 30, 2009

prostate

1) The male gland situated next to the colon that is responsible for semen production.

2) The Tire Kingdom Southeast Regional Manager who is a completely incompetent boob and has no respect whatsoever for his employees.

1) Excuse me if I'm walking funny today, my girlfriend tickled my prostate last night.

2) Prostate came down from the central office today and tried to throw his weight around, and ended up just leaving a mess behind him.

by TKEmployee January 6, 2007

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

poustopaido

Xrisimopoiite sto 724 tmx. Kaneis den kserei ti simainei akribos. To elege o epiloxias Mixanikou Katsaras otan mas ksipnage. Malista elege oti tha mas gamisei kiolas. Ama sou gaamaei tin gunaika allos kai eisai les kai se exei trakarei ntalika ta idia tha eleges kai esy megale poy to diabazeis tora...

Ksipniste poustopaida mhn sas gamiso.

by Golden December 6, 2003

prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.

The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.

by jesshtx August 28, 2006