preSKIPitation

A winter weather phenomenon in which _your_ particular ski area / region is 'SKIPPED' with regularity, while neighboring areas / regions get 'POUNDED', ... or even just slightly favored ( the bastards ).

preSKIPitation:

Crested Butte, Colorado gets 36 inches.

Telluride, Colorado gets 3.6 inches.

by chaz_winter May 14, 2011

Prostinewt

A trampy amphibian or lungfish.

Jason is very much a prostinewt.

by TheProsenewter November 9, 2011

Prostifarian

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.

Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!

by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013

Pooskit

A slang term referring to the female crotch; generally used by older people in the Southern region on the United States when referring to something sexual

Grandmother: What in God's name was all that ruckus in your room last night, boy?
Grandson: Rebecca was over! We were playing cards, Maw Maw!
Grandmother: Don't lie to me now child! Were you gettin' some pooskit??

by BoñaB December 29, 2013

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

prokidence

Unexpected providence involved in capturing a rare Pokemon. Most often in Pokemon Go.

It was complete prokidence that I caught that Dragonite at the park.

by tertiushand February 27, 2017

prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.

I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017