mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.

Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!

by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015

God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.

Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)

by CRA201 December 12, 2012

Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.

Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.

by Dino Susan April 20, 2009

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

Anti poon

Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny

Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon

by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009

Twilight New Poon

A future porno title that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. It is supported by stupid girl teens and other Twihards, also known as the scum of the earth. The porno will probably even be gay. Twilight sucks.

Gary: "Hey did you go see Twilight New Moon? It was great"

Jordan: "What the hell? Are you gay? I bet you will finger yourself when Twilight New Poon comes out. Fag don't talk to me."

by JustAnotherScene December 14, 2009

poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

by Derrick D March 23, 2006