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flo the progressive girl

A highly annoying(but very bangable,as long as she isn't speaking) female from the "progressive insurance" commercials
guy #1:Dude,I would so bang Flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn't speak.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
by KingPuma November 2, 2011
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Socially progressive capitalism

Socially progressive capitalism is the current ideal economic system. I'm coining the term because the false representations of socialism scare people. On top of that the word progressive has already been poisoned as well, looking at you Barney Frank. So it's a perfect time for a love sandwich, tada! Socially progressive capitalism. It takes the old idea of 'corporate welfare' capitalism that drives people mad with insatiable greed and it disinfects the trumpanzee out of those sick puppies. This process may take years because there are a fair amount of shit bathing trumpanzees that have slimed there way into politics. Then again #Bernie Sanders is a bad hombre so it may not.

Why is it best? Well all shit smothering trumpanzees aside.. No actually there is no other way around the sickness that is the trumpanzee and his money worshipping minions. Up to this point capitalism has been the best economic system for the most people atleast. Its better than any system that came before it. For that reason it can't go anywhere anytime soon but MUST be fixed. Socially progressive capitalism is the only solution to the sickness of insatiable greed that has overtaken too much of the current ruling bodies of the world. Might isn't rite when its wrong It promotes knowing your vote and voice count. As well as voting for things like Green New Deal Medicare for All People Over Profits Life Over War Four More Years of Public Education or Less if that's your thing.
When your tired of dodging trumpanzees slinging shit vote socially progressive.

Thanks to socially progressive capitalism the world isnt going end in nuclear armageddon.

Socially progressive capitalists are going to clean house in the next few years as these trumpanzee worshipping politicians come up for re-election.

#Andrew Yang says we need a 'people first' capitalism, formally known as socially progressive capitalism.
by iAMviking February 1, 2020
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passive progressive

the act of helping out a situation towards the positive; moving people/situations forward in a positive way from the 'sidelines'. Helping out your friends or family without being completely obvious about it.
Shelly really was being passive progressive when she paid extra money towards rent without being asked when I was sick last month with the flu and missed all that work. She's the best!
by constantmusic June 6, 2009
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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.
I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".
by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016
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Passive Progressive

A person that supports progressive causes and does not condone violence.
"Why aren't you out there beating the shit out of some nazis!"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
by ProgressivePete August 18, 2019
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Sassive-progressive

In psychology, sassive-progressive behavior is characterized by a persistent intolerance of other individuals who can't take a hint or perhaps they constantly badger and/or annoy you.
Her sassy remark to the store clerk was a sure sign of sassive-progressive behavior. The clerk will no longer comment on her hair bun, that's for damn sure.
by MattyDM October 17, 2015
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