procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020