I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
by zaea January 22, 2013
Get the procrasturbatemug. I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating
by Wanana March 24, 2022
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014
Get the procrasturbatemug. When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate
I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate
by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021
Get the Procrasturbatemug. #1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014
Get the procrasturbatemug. Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!
or
J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
or
J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010
Get the procrasturbationmug. The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbationmug.