Probastinatard

Procrastinating, probable bastard.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.

1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!

by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007

porbasion

a sentence to go off of pornography. root words porn and probation.

He had been single for so long he decided to force himself into porbasion to help motivate him to get a girlfriend.

by captain oxford April 28, 2004

robation

Pertaining to the physical state one enters after partaking of a Robeks smootie.

That robation is starting to kick in.

We fixen to be getting that robation on yo!

by Tod McNealon October 7, 2006

Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

by Warchef March 9, 2010

Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018

Brobation

permission from a girlfriend or wife to escape the house and hang out with the bros.

Word on the streets has it Ryan did all his chores and the warden put him on brobation.

by Bizofoshiznatch August 25, 2003

probationee

A person receiving probation.

The probationee violated probation by not reporting to the probation officer.

by Really 2 May 18, 2009