Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

printerception

When in an office environment printing documents to a shared public printer and when you arrive your document is no longer there. It has been printercepted by another office worker.

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

Walking up to an empty printer Johnny realizes his print job is no longer there and screams out "WHO PRINTERCEPTED MY DOCUMENTS FROM THE COPY MACHINE?"

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

by RFDarress JR December 6, 2018

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

Five Pinter

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.

Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!

by Steinman July 25, 2007

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020