Pervential

A combination of Perve and Potential.

I'm going to hit the beach today, there's sure to be plenty of pervential.

by jimmyg87 January 12, 2009

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present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).

by dmince93 May 8, 2011

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A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014

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peeventure

Refers to a group of girls taking a trip to the bathroom together.

"We have five minutes before class starts. Let's go on a peeventure!"

by RCP_Lady September 18, 2011

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Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.

Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.

by WriterLifer September 10, 2022

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