Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
Get the Presidential Facialmug. by Anchorless May 25, 2017
Get the Presidentialmug. When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
Get the presidential dinnermug. In LAS VEGAS during PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP campaigning in NASHVILLE gathering it said , "CAPTURE IN PROGRESS" 15 TIMES, " OH MY GOD ALAN I WALDMAN, YOU ARE A NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE in NASHVILLE TENNESSEE who in the year MARCH 201
The biggest mistake I made was , ALAN I WALDMAN is taking notes at PORNO FLICK at DEJA VU and committing blasphemy.
Meeting KEVIN CROHNE was incredible and I felt a sense of camaraderie as I knew there was something about him deeper.
MAKE A NOTE as people tip big as their giant goblets were teeming with $20 and $50 bills as both players of the DUELING PIANOS and you had to be a "DAMN GOOD MUSICIAN to sustain the FRANTIC HIGH ENERGY PACE...but the pay was big ,as KEVIN WARREN went to NEW YORK NEW YORK later as he never got me directly a meal but I'm sure he helped me get paid lots for all those high level RIM JOBS AND FELLATIO I gave to people.
PLAYING NOW,,, BRUNO MARS...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...FACE he says. ..not GENITALS...1:21 PM TO 1:24 PM , played at MAMA AND PAPA'S PIZZA...I first heard at DION'S PLACE in LAS VEGAS ..EAST FLAMINGO.
The biggest mistake I made was , ALAN I WALDMAN is taking notes at PORNO FLICK at DEJA VU and committing blasphemy.
Meeting KEVIN CROHNE was incredible and I felt a sense of camaraderie as I knew there was something about him deeper.
MAKE A NOTE as people tip big as their giant goblets were teeming with $20 and $50 bills as both players of the DUELING PIANOS and you had to be a "DAMN GOOD MUSICIAN to sustain the FRANTIC HIGH ENERGY PACE...but the pay was big ,as KEVIN WARREN went to NEW YORK NEW YORK later as he never got me directly a meal but I'm sure he helped me get paid lots for all those high level RIM JOBS AND FELLATIO I gave to people.
PLAYING NOW,,, BRUNO MARS...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...FACE he says. ..not GENITALS...1:21 PM TO 1:24 PM , played at MAMA AND PAPA'S PIZZA...I first heard at DION'S PLACE in LAS VEGAS ..EAST FLAMINGO.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH played at 12:53 pm to 12:56 pm AND rhe B-BAR did not realize brought to TRUMP INTERNATIONAL VALET , my PORNO ANALYSIS as very graphic when they saw SHITISG0D , SHIT IS G0D , they said "THAT IS AWESOME" and for years of civilization was thst ever coined???? (I don't think so), little did the B-BAR know what I put on a napkin at the WYNN as I had already had propagated the PORNO NOTES of the graphic SEXUAL FLICK as DEJA VU at , later, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH, GIRLS HIT ...as the learned later with STEVEN ALAN WYNN AND PRESISENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP could have my SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE could have been caused by THE SLIDE but the point is " I STAND UP FOR THAT PRESIDENT and THE CEO".
HALLELUJAH...UPTOWN FUNK SHITISG0D.PURP0SE.RED N0SE DAY.VIRTUE.
RIM BABY H0LE.95
The BLASPHEMY is saying SHIT IS G0D.95.RIM BABY H0LE.95 AFTER....the scary thing is lots that can be said , around it, SMACKS OF PERFECT TRUTH and it comes down to INVESTMENT BANKING.
I showed it to the DURAN DURAN guitarist playing DUELING PIANOS AT THE PARIS, his name was KEVIN KROHNE big mistake my DADDY had CROHN'S DISEASE , as his real name as he said he was in MISSING PERSONS , but later recognized as WARREN BRUCE CUCCURULLO PORN STAR JUST LIKE ME ..and formerly A GUITARIST from DURAN DURAN as we both made a SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE AS he did not realize , as he did like but not me to "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY" which he did.
HALLELUJAH...UPTOWN FUNK SHITISG0D.PURP0SE.RED N0SE DAY.VIRTUE.
RIM BABY H0LE.95
The BLASPHEMY is saying SHIT IS G0D.95.RIM BABY H0LE.95 AFTER....the scary thing is lots that can be said , around it, SMACKS OF PERFECT TRUTH and it comes down to INVESTMENT BANKING.
I showed it to the DURAN DURAN guitarist playing DUELING PIANOS AT THE PARIS, his name was KEVIN KROHNE big mistake my DADDY had CROHN'S DISEASE , as his real name as he said he was in MISSING PERSONS , but later recognized as WARREN BRUCE CUCCURULLO PORN STAR JUST LIKE ME ..and formerly A GUITARIST from DURAN DURAN as we both made a SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE AS he did not realize , as he did like but not me to "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY" which he did.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022
Get the SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICEmug. A president Orange, is when you put on a Trump mask half way through having sex, and grab the woman on the receiving end by the pussy, and yell “make America great again as loud as possible as you nut”
Tim: I can’t believe have stacy a presidential Orange. He even wore a Bernie shirt for this chick.
Brad: damn, I might have to try this
Brad: damn, I might have to try this
by Dr.pocketrocket May 18, 2018
Get the Presidential orangemug. by horse23789 February 2, 2024
Get the Presidential Candidatemug. "Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"
by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017
Get the Presidential-Handsmug.