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Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
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Postman

A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.
Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl.
Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.
by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006
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natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.
Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.
by Jedi421 January 6, 2009
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photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
by Yams January 16, 2008
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postmodernism

The concept that the whole is greater than the the sum of its parts. As opposed to modernism which tenders that the whole is EQUAL to the sum of its parts

Postmodernism massively increases the size of the whole, occupies the interstitial space between part and whole, and deconstructs the parts; leaving the whole intact but massively nebulous.

The "whole" can also be called the context.
While formally opposing objectivity, Postmodernism actually assumes it, because it leaves the whole (the context) intact although greatly enlarged; while deconstructing only the constituent parts ie it ASSUMES a whole.
by sandraxine June 19, 2017
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postal

verb. The act of going crazy
adj. Insane or irrational
adj. Bad tempered
verb. That guy went postal & owned a whole crew
adj. Watch ya back man that guy is postal
by .:[pOsTaL]:. July 14, 2003
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Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.
by MountAiryXC October 15, 2010
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