chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

shitty poptart

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

by puffpufff October 21, 2019

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.

Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019

poptastic

Something good happens.

A state of happiness.

For example you're late for college, you think you're going to miss the bus but you get it in time. Poptastic!

You open your bank statement and find that you have money in there- poptastic!

Your favourite chocolate bar is going in the shops for half price, so you can buy two for the same price... Poptastic!

When someone asks how you are feeling you reply Poptastic!

by dib4uk April 2, 2009

Postalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for a projected future that never was.

I've just experienced postalgia today.

by lobster111 February 25, 2019

postal service

A slightly inde band created by some members from DCFC (Death Cab for Cutie). Most notably known from thier work being featured in Garden State. Quite "film schooly" as a personal opinion, and certainly something different to listen to. Great to depart from the mainstream "music" that is fed to us through basic-cable "music channels".

Hey, I think this Postal Service song would fit great over this scene Im cutting for Film Theroy.

by studentoffilm May 23, 2005