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poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.
"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"
by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006
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poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
by Matt July 20, 2004
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A feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation.
Ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.
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poontang pie

the pro wrestler, The Rock's favorite kind of pie.
by stu bawden July 17, 2006
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Poontang

a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection
cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.
by poontanghater February 6, 2010
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Poonyang

A word used to describe anything undesirable or bad. You can desbride objects, people, places and more with this all- purpose word!
Originated in Ottawa, Canada. There was a young little girl that some people knew and she had a poonstash. Poonstash became abbreviated to poon, which in turn become 'poon-young.' Since 'poon-young' didn't roll off of the tongue so easily, it became poon-YANG.
1. "Dude, you swallowed a floater in the pool? POONYANG!"
2. "I don't want to do this homework, it's poonyang."
by opalmind June 10, 2004
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Poontan

Poontan has two definitions
(1) A Cartoon Characters in an Anime series.
(2) Poontan which is a slang description of sex.
" I only fight for one word. And that word is Poontan ".
-Full Metal Jacket.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
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