Poohlaxing

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Poohnami

Flatulence released into a body of water creating a tidal wave effect.

Chris caused a Poohnami when he ripped one in the pool.

by Bulldog fan August 30, 2013

Pooda

Another word for vagina, as said by Queen Jackie in the movie "Snervous".

"Close your legs! I can see your pooda."

by @stevenfresco March 21, 2016

pooheading

When someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise.

Shit, dude, I left my Facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that I leave my underwear on the couch.

by Pixiewaves May 7, 2016

poohnails

When ya betch is just plain nasty head to poohnails. when dem crusty crusts been looking like horse shit, with literal horse shit up under his/her nails.

"don't date her, she poonails"

"you think you fly fam? you got poohnails

by soyty August 18, 2016

Poodancing

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing

Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing

by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017

poodadle

procrastination; take your time; to stall or waste time.

Do your homework and stop Poodaddling.

I always poodadle when I should be studying for a test.

by swagmaster29 April 20, 2017