Politician

Parasite

There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

politicians smile

A smile that everyone will fall in love with.

Her baby has a politicians smile.

by Latbirch June 12, 2020

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

Politician

A type of liar. Full of promises that they don't often deliver on.

The politician said when elected that there would not be any capital gains tax implemented during the current term. Six months later then announces that a capital gains tax is to be bought in.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible May 10, 2021

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.

Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.

by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020