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Privacy Policy 

A clever trick made up by companies to get information out of you
Company: Do you wish to review our Privacy Policy?

User: No

privacy policy and terms of service. 

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.
did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.

Bear policy 

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
Bear policy by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2022

cookies policy

Too sell your soul too google.
Yazime: “what’s cookies policy?”

Deandre: “its when you sell your soul yo google.”

Yazmine: “😂😂😂”

Deandre: “😐”
cookies policy by Ggyyfffccbh October 19, 2022

Monetary Policy 

Monetary policy is how a government controls the amount of money in the economy, mainly by adjusting interest rates and managing the money supply.
Monetary Policy is fine buts its gonna do allot better with the New Monetary Credit scheme from Numonie The Financier so the 32 trillion we owe is gone soon
Monetary Policy by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024

Rando Policy 

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.
Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!
Rando Policy by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024