Petrusifile

an unusually tall, langy, and hairy dutch citizen that vale-ates young children, preferrably those who are knowledgeable in spanish art and literature.

Molly: Today imma petrusifie dem ni99az.
Becki: FREAL D@WG HOOK ME UP WIT LIL PABLO PICASSO FREAK A LEEKS.
Lorraine: moooo chaaacuhoooooos. petrusifile.

by lowweeezy and yung beck April 3, 2008

pitutipated

The act of someone getting or becoming sexually flustered to the point of not making clear sense any longer.

"I started talking to her then I got all pitutipated and felt like an idiot"

by Betaraydave July 24, 2016

Petru

Petru is a one of a kind person. He always needs to know tea about people. He is trustworthy hence why he knows all the tea.

"So Petru, what is the new tea" "Can't tell you"

by Mr Beast 600 December 11, 2018

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

PITUSA

PUERTO RICO SLANG USED TO DESCRIBE A DIRTY PERSON. SOMEONE WHO IS SMUTTY IN APPEARANCE OR A SHUNNED MEMBER OF SOCIETY. COMMONLY USED TO DESCRIBE A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN.

Esa pitusa está con un hombre distinto cada noche.
the pitusa made another late night house call.
pitusa estaba preguntando por ti.

by Angel and johana October 18, 2011

Conway-Pitre Theory

The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.

Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!

by Melvis Piff February 18, 2004

Piturducken

A pit-roasted pig, stuffed with 4 Turducken. The ultimate slap in the face to PETA and the most delicious food known to mankind, Ambrosial in quality, and gargantuan in quantity. In eating a full portion of this glorious dish, you are single-handedly contributing to the deaths of no fewer than 4 animals.

That there may LOOK like just an ordinary barbecuing pig, but its REALLY a piturducken; more like crackerjacks, with a special surprise inside, I hope you don't have plans for this week, because the ensuing food coma may last 5-6 days.

by Marten Turner May 18, 2010