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Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018
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Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything
I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.
by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018
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The Ping Pong

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020
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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth
This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs
by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong
by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020
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