Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.

"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."

by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008

polish ping pong

Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!

We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted

by discpong November 26, 2013

Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.

Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!

by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017

Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong)

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.

"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"

by Jrawlz December 14, 2015

strip ping pong

ping pong but when you lose a point you strip

Bob: Hey i got you there
Ashley: Darn are you sure.. o well i got 1 thing left on my thong i am gonna take it off
Bob: Wow first your boobs and now your............. yeah WOW

by Strip Ping Pong KING December 24, 2004

Ding dong Ping Pong

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.

Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.

by AlanaRose October 17, 2016