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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 June 26, 2016
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Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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Ping pong

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called
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ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong
by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020
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