take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played

Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

by SaunderShower May 19, 2020

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honda pilot

an expression used to compliment someone's energy level, completely unrelated to one of the most versatile vehicles around.Can also be used to describe one's level of efficiency in bed. Or just the car. Which is just as good

"Jeez, Wendy was amazing last night!"
"Really? How so?"
"She rode me like a Honda Pilot!"

by Jacknicholson June 28, 2008

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Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

by Laaaad February 23, 2009

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Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

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Helicopter pilot

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.

I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.

by willabeast7 June 27, 2010

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