Michael Phelps

Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.


Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.

person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.



Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!

by marine84x October 8, 2008

Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

by John Cafasso October 18, 2008

Michael Phelps

smokin fast, smokin pot

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?

by braze February 27, 2010

Michael Phelps

The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.

Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.

by B18 February 7, 2009

michael phelps

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!

"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"

by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009

Michael Phelps

Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.

Michael Phelps is awesome.

by runnforrestrunn October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.

Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.

by Hiyousuck February 2, 2009