by Chickee July 6, 2005
Get the Pacer mug.A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
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A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."
"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"
by NoTongue February 28, 2010
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person: "not if i can do anything about it." *ZORPZ*
gangster: "what the...??! my gun just turned into a Mormon kitten! who are you?"
person: "me? oh nobody. i'm just a peacelock."
gangster: "lolz"
person: "not if i can do anything about it." *ZORPZ*
gangster: "what the...??! my gun just turned into a Mormon kitten! who are you?"
person: "me? oh nobody. i'm just a peacelock."
gangster: "lolz"
by The Real AC Slater July 17, 2010
Get the peacelock mug.Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.
by assblasterrr September 29, 2010
Get the Pacer Shuffle mug.A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.
I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.
by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011
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