PHD

It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama

I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night

by Youraveragecocksucker April 24, 2023

PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.

by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

PHD

Porn hub dick

Person 1: yo jamal has a gaint PHD
Person 2: what do you mean by that
Person 1: porn hub dick

by Noyou234 March 11, 2025

PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

by SuperBAW January 22, 2021

PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021

phd

pimp and hoes degree

of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)

by andrewtape August 19, 2022