Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.

Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

Peterson

Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb

Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"

*hangs-up phone*

Peterson :"ok i will go down"

by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019

Cash peterson

A boy with w rizz

That rizz up Gyatt

Woah its cash Peterson and he is rizzing up a w gyatt

by anonymous December 18, 2023

Tash Peterson

An entitled vegan who thinks she has the right to destroy public property and traumatize children by being practically naked infront of them to promote her OnlyFans account. Everyone in the Sydney area hates her. She's been arrested multiple times, but for some reason she keeps on being let go. There's a petition to have her arrested on Change.org so people in Australia can finally go about their business without her attacking them or traumatizing their children while she's wearing nothing but a g-string. She's been banned from all businesses in Sydney and the surrounding area, but it doesn't stop her from terrorizing people, and apparently she doesn't give a shit that she treats people like shit.

Tash Peterson is a disgusting cow that should be in jail, she's a pedophile.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

brodey peterson

Brodey Peterson is a nice young fellow. If he sees a woman he will use his wee wee to impress her. He claims to be the new edp445 and is packing 12 inches. He is a sweat at Roblox and Fortnite. He is a white male who enjoys calling African Americans slurs and nice names. He uses a vibrator towards hentai.

Brodey Peterson is so hot

by Kneegus November 27, 2023

Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.

Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!

by takipsilim October 30, 2021

peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

by Mobss May 28, 2025