That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.
Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
by Dubiks January 29, 2019
Get the Teacher's petmug. by zaaaaaaaa August 26, 2007
Get the mad petmug. Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.
by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005
Get the Giga Petmug. A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014
Get the Cock Petmug. a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
Get the sperm petmug. A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019
Get the Teachers Petmug. by Osakinator July 9, 2022
Get the Pet Wussymug.