Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

80 percent

The fifth child in the family, known by the name of Tzvi.

80 percent, please do not crack the glass.

by You seeeeeeee November 28, 2021

a handred percent

To describe totality or wholeness.

"Are we doing the bleep test?"
"Yeah, we are. A handred percent."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

Percent-Off Scams

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.

Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.

by jadenthemoose2 December 8, 2023