Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

One percenter

One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.

My neighbor just installed a Tesla Wall. It will take him 150 years to pay it back in power savings but I guess being a one percenter is priceless.

by anonymous July 27, 2021

Hunter percent

A sarcastic/joking way of saying "hundred percent." Can be used either with someone who is "in" on the joke, or not, depending on your intentions
(In reference to Hunter Biden)

"Sorry I'm late, boss, I'll give a Hunter percent at work today"
___________________________

Friend: "This song is pretty fire huh?
You: "Hunter percent bro"

by Fogface April 3, 2021

a handred percent

To describe totality or wholeness.

"Are we doing the bleep test?"
"Yeah, we are. A handred percent."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025