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Patrick

A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.

Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats

strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.

+ The following permanent buffs

Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)

Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)

Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro

Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
by zetsu86 December 30, 2022
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He weird and funny in a stupid way he always touching Carliyonna’s paper and he always trying to dance like her. But he really like ass (After School Snacks) he really in one love with anime. He has a Double chin and a big for head .very annoying and he farts a lot . He said he think and wrestles.
Patrick makes us laugh.
by annoyilrac November 22, 2019
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Patrick is the type of guy who will seem like the sweetest guy ever. He’ll always tell you how pretty you are and make you so happy and then he’ll cheat on you and break your heart. Don’t get involved with a Patrick because he’s bad news. Patrick is also the type to break up over text and not tell you that he cheated.
Girl 1: OMG Patrick is just the cutest
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.
by Frick you all June 29, 2019
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The guy in spongebob

Or known as a meme
That Patrick meme is so hot!
by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019
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Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)
ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK
by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020
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A red haird boy who died his hair badly that resemble bloody tampon
by Milkcourtst November 5, 2017
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A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".
Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG
by MR>LIT February 25, 2020
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