Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.

Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Sunflower Patch

A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.

Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!

by Moimoi667 November 19, 2022

Lay a patch

To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.

My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!

by platepuke August 23, 2016

spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed

Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too

by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012

Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

Red Patch

A 1x1 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility cover and
A 1x3 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility trousers just below the cargo pockets and center of a US Marine who holds the occupation of 0481 Landing Support Specialist

Hey why does that Marine have a Red patch on his uniform?

He has AIDS
He is a Logistics bubba
He is an underwater sniper
He is an in flight missle repairman
He is a homosexual as denoted by the term Red Tag Fag.

by Redpatcher February 4, 2010

wet patch

A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.

'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'

by Nick21 June 20, 2006