Panton

Member of the 35th Fighter Squadron/Aircraft Maintenance Unit. Part of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack" at Kunsan AB Korea.

Once a Panton, always a Panton.

by Ken Gman March 24, 2008

pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010

I beg your pardon

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"

Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?

by ChiefBokMalo July 16, 2020

Parkouwned

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

by Carbonfibernell December 16, 2008

panto klamo goatpen

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background

Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night

by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

parkoincidence

You're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

Parkoincidence is when you're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Pantoffelheld

German for henpecked. Means you're not aloud to do anything before asking oyur girlfrind.

Why dont have a better score in Robot Unicorn Attack?

ich bin ein pantoffelheld.

by The Unicorn made of metal December 20, 2010