My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

whatever tickles your panda

synonym to meaning "whatever floats your boat"
or doing what the fuck you want.

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."

by MST97 July 8, 2011

Panda Bear

A term used by gay men that describes a husky, gay, asian man.

Alexander is a total rice queen, he especially loves the big guys. He is all about those panda bears.

*Related to bear- A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

by Awok13 March 29, 2012

paindoo

1) A person who comes from the village(of India or Pakistan).
Usually used in a derogatory connotation

The paindoo doesn't know how to use the phone!

by Salma January 25, 2004

Panda Porn

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.

The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.

by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010

The White Panda

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.

The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.

by intonym October 14, 2010

The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

by Adam Paul December 18, 2004