parking lot pretty truck

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.

Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.

by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019

Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.

They went parking behind the old factory last night.

by yeathatsright. February 9, 2010