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sperm package

n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.

meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.
by Veektoastia March 26, 2008
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danielle panabaker

You may know her as Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost/Caitlin Frost best friend of Barry Allen and Cisco Ramon, the heart of Team Flash and the actual reason all of them are still alive on CW's The Flash or Layla Williams from Sky High. Currently she works along Grant Gustin, Carlos Valdes, Tom Cavanagh, Jesse L Martin, Keiynan Lonsdale and Violett Beane on The Flash. An amazing, dedicated, sweet woman who loves her fans, her dog and food.
Danielle Panabaker is gorgeous.

Anyone who meets Danielle Panabaker only have the nicest things to say about her.
by uknowhoalright September 4, 2017
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Mi Pana

A very good friend that you have or a way to Greet or meet people
What is up Mi Pana

He is Mi Pana
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Clamshell Packaging

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
by SkySandvich August 29, 2009
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Pakapoo

Zhang Zoo won the pakapoo and got his family out.
by Dr.Octillary April 12, 2011
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PANKAJ

another name of india's national flower.
india's national flower is also known as pankaj.
by pankaj February 3, 2007
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006
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