Pandemic pussy

Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus

Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass

Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla

by QueenyOmygodess June 25, 2024

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

by AxonL May 5, 2020

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 15, 2021