Palestined

Verb. To misinform or an act of misinforming someone

I Palestined the world.

The media Palestined the world on the whereabouts of their donations.

by Ham-ass January 12, 2024

Palestine

My beloved homeland.

"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."

by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023

Palestiner

Someone who does mental gymnastics to dismiss reality & instead creates a narrative where they're the victim & everyone but themselves is to blame for their situation.

This Palestiner said she had no choice but to sleep with 3 of my friends and steal money from my wallet because I emotionally abused her by not responding to her texts when I was at work.

by Sadri January 25, 2024

Palestined

"Palestined" (verb): The act of initiating a confrontation or dispute, only to lose the ensuing conflict and strategically framing the opposing side as the wrongdoers, thus portraying oneself as the victim.

After picking a needless argument, Tom Palestined the situation by playing the victim, portraying his opponent as the aggressor despite initiating the conflict.

by MohammadRaul December 27, 2023

Palestine

A country that never existed before its occupation

Guy 1: palestine is under occupation.
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?

by Ffpg December 6, 2023

Palestined

(verb) - To engage in the deceptive manipulation of a situation wherein one feigns victimhood, casting oneself as the aggrieved party while simultaneously perpetrating aggression against the purported offender. This behavior involves distorting reality to deflecting accountability for one's own actions onto and undermining the credibility of the actual victim.

Despite being the instigator of the conflict, Tom adeptly Palestined by portraying himself as the victim of unfair treatment, effectively manipulating others into sympathizing with him while shifting the blame onto those he harmed.

by RevealingReality January 28, 2024

Palestined

To play the victim; to disregard history and make up a version that will suit your political needs.

Bro that guy literally palestined me! He hit my car and told the police that he was there fist

by Phlyboiii June 4, 2024