pedophile

As a teen I can define pedos in detail... a pedophile is a horrable person who like children and watches them from a distance, usually with a camera out recording them and an 8 inch bulg in their pants.

pedophile:Damn look at those curves on that 13 year old.
pedophiles friends: Wait thats illegal.
pedophile:Aw cmon you know she looks good.
pedophiles friend:Bro what is wrong with you?!

by pedohater101 April 23, 2019

Pedophilian

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

pedophile priest

^FUCK YOU they are pedophiles!

When a 40 or 50 or 60 yr old man rapes a 14 yr old boy in church then that's some sick motherfuckin shit goin down there.

Predators should be locked up or put to death accordingly.

by disgusted February 29, 2004

pedophile breath

When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.

Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!

by Uglar November 5, 2005

pedophile

A person who likes children

Lukas is a pedophile as he was watching the young children

by H&SDampening May 24, 2019

pedophilicious

Adj. A word made up by me to describe a girl in high school, or underage in general, who looks so good if you were legal you wouldnt mind being having sex with. Thus, making you a pedophile.

"Wow she's hot!" "Yeah, she's worth the 5 to 10 years." "Yeah, she sure is pedophilicious!"

by david from the stack December 22, 2005

Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009