cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

Prune

Well, perfection is a synonym. That’s all you need to know.

Prune ? Omg you know her ? You’re a lucky bastard

by P12344 November 22, 2021

prune canyon

Bumhole, raisin cave, sultana well.

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon

by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019

prune-pursuer

-one who is into older ladies, or vice versa.

person 1: damn she's hot
person 2: she looks like she's 55
person 1: i know but check out those curves.
person 2: ew ok you are officially a prune-pursuer.

by weirdo12345678900213546 October 9, 2009

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014