long term prostitute

Like the term trophy wife but more honest.

Look at John and his trophy wife. No man she's just a long term prostitute.

by anonymous June 26, 2016

Prostitute

A person (usually a woman) that performs sexual favours for money. Not entirely dissimilar to a girlfriend, wheras prostitutes requires cash, a girlfriend requires being taken out for meals, bought cars and shoes ergo a prostitute is a girlfriend that requires less effort. Also are less likely to say "oh so your friends are more important than me?" everytime you wanna go for a fuckin' drink with your mates.

Bill: "Hey Ben, is this your prostitute?"
Ben: "No Bill, this is my girlfriend"
Bill: "OK OK, Wanna come out with the guys for a couple of drinks?
Ben: "Nah, my girlfriend wont let me"
Bill: "*tut*, buy that prostitute some shoes"

by Vanperski May 22, 2009

prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

prostatot

A girl who is under the age of 13 and dresses like a complete whore/slut. Many can be seen on the Boardwalks of the Jersey Shore wearing tube tops and short skirts.

You: "Dude, that girl wearing the short skirt and the tube top is like 12"
Me: "She's a Prostatot!"

by Ghawazi August 27, 2005

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.

Kathy is a hotel prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Academic Prostitute

A person who does academic work (i.e. writing papers, completing homework, etc.) for others, for money in return.

Person 1: Wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: Can't. I have to write that entire English paper tonight.
Person 1: Why not just hire Ben, that academic prostitute, to do it for you?

by anonymous11097 January 2, 2012