the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.
Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.
by Realitea August 10, 2016
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by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.
by Joe February 11, 2003
Get the prison bitch mug.The Prison Industrial Complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interest. It uses prisons as a solution to social, political and economic problems. It includes human rights violations, the death penalty, slave labor, policing, courts, the media, political prisoners and the elimination of dissent.
The Prison Industrial Complex is just another way the government and corporations are fucking America up!
by The Booty Warrior May 23, 2011
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by BxMuscle January 18, 2004
Get the prison bitch mug.When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.
Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.
by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017
Get the prison syrup mug.Jim was the new guy. He casually walked into the cell and plopped down on his bed to take a nap. Brett walked over to Jim when Jim was asleep and pulled down his pants, then he removed Jim's pants. Brett wanked until he was hard and shoved his dick into Jim. Brett thrusted in and out in a hard, fast motion. Jim awoke and moaned. His erection sprang up and he reached for it. Brett flipped Jim onto his stomach so he couldn't wank and fucked him harder. "You're my prison bitch now, you don't get to wank." Brett said. Brett came and so did Jim. They did this every day, until Brett was released.
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