presidential

(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.

Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.

by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

by remmytherat4 July 13, 2022

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

presidential compliance

Offering privileges or temporary advantages to get someone comply during a "reasonable period of time" so he can't sue anymore.

What the hell is that position, do not exists ? Presidential compliance! -- Joe somebody

by programaths May 18, 2019

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

by Toblucz February 7, 2017