High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??
High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.
*Next Day*
Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.
Person A: Pothead regrets man.
High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.
*Next Day*
Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.
Person A: Pothead regrets man.
by Iemea16 September 9, 2013
Get the Pothead Regretsmug. by Thatguy1234333 September 2, 2017
Get the Potheadmug. Guy: Yo, you heard about Pothead Valley.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
by Pothead Valley November 14, 2023
Get the Pothead Valleymug. by justsomedude363636 October 9, 2018
Get the potheadmug. Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era.
There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:
1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint
There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:
1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint
(Guidance Counselor and a Student converse):
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.
That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.
(Student walks up to Pothead):
'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?
*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.
That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.
(Student walks up to Pothead):
'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?
*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
by The Soviet Jokester November 8, 2018
Get the Potheadmug. kind of chill fella that's experienced with making music for five nights at funkin and yeah thats it
hey, have you heard of that dude called Pothead? yeah he's such a good composer
Pothead is amazing at music dude
Pothead is amazing at music dude
by ImPothead July 17, 2021
Get the Potheadmug. A fun nickname for Harry Potter fans. Used for the fans who are obsessed with Harry Potter. You know, the kind of fans who’ve read the entire book series 15 times, and have binge watched the movies 10 times. They think highly of everything JK Rowling does, and they follow her Twitter and agree with the more than questionable things she’s said. They write fan fictions of themselves being inside Hogwarts and hanging out with the characters. They even go Universal Studio’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and spend 5000 dollars on merchandise, and wait 3 hours in line to ride that stupid train, every year.
Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Some Potheads are so old that they’re starting to have kids. They introduce Harry Potter to their children, and usually, one of two outcomes occurs: The child also becomes obsessed with Harry Potter, or they hate the entire franchise and everything it stand for.
Person 1: I’ve read every Harry Potter book at least 20 times, and I binge watch all of the movies every month! I went to a JK Rowling signing, and got my books all signed by her! I even visited Harry Potter world in Orlando last summer, and found out I’m truly a Gryffindor! Get on my level, you common muggle!
Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30. Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
Person 2: Jim. You’re 300 pounds overweight and still a virgin at 30. Stop being a Pothead and get a life.
by NougatNewt May 5, 2022
Get the Potheadmug.